So I had an article in the paper today. It goes a little something like this.
I'm a little bitter about how the powers that be here at the Sun messed with my lede (the opening paragraph for non-journalist types). Obviously, I would never be caught dead using the phrase "appetizing emporium".
Oh and to my pleasant surprise, I beat out the New York Times on this bad boy (notice the post time). Although, they got me on the age of the kid (23 months isn't quite two years old if my counting is correct). I don't think my editor has seen the Times thing yet. I'll keep you updated on if I get bitch slapped...then maybe I can sue this place and get the hell outta here.