Thursday, June 12, 2008

Judges like abnormal porn

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this in the papers today (yes, I have to read multiple papers so I keep up to date on the goings on of New York and the world and yes, it has taken away from my sports reading). But yeah, there is a ridiculous story that came out yesterday about a judge adjudicating a child pornography case in LA. His day kind of got ruined when the LA Times first reported this:

Opening arguments were getting under way in the obscenity case in federal court in Los Angeles yesterday morning when the Los Angeles Times posted a story online reporting that Judge Alex Kozinski's Web site contained images including "naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually-aroused farm animal." The site also contained pictures of urination and defecation, though they were "not presented in a sexual context," the paper said.

Judge Kozinski, 57, disabled the site after being asked about the images in an interview Tuesday night. He said he was not aware the images and videos could be publicly accessed. He called some images "degrading ... and just gross," but defended other items as "funny."

"I think it's odd and interesting. It's part of life," Judge Kozinski told the Times.


Seriously, I had to look at his picture online to make sure he wasn't this blog's good friend, Kyle R (didn't want to put the full name because, well, his future employers will have to find out for themselves about his absurd midget porn fantasies). I never knew you could paint women to look like cows. I'm kind of curious if he would ever make them moo. If I was ever a judge with a website, I think I would go with women painted like pandas. On second thought, that would probably look exactly like a cow. Oh wait, how the hell do you paint a woman to look like a cow?


Judge Alex Kozinski, and yes, he is the dude giving the hang loose sign.

1 comment:

Whats going on out there anyways? said...

I wouldnt call my taste weird mark....just sophisticated