Seeing as I'm desperate to return to any college campus anywhere in America (or the world for that matter), it seems appropriate that I spent part of today reading articles from college newspapers. And over the course of reading various newspapers, you tend to have some hilariously funny articles pop out of the woodwork. This is especially true of a college campus. So without further adieu:
This Penn State student wore a helmet while hammered and hilarity ensued.
A shocker for any Michigan student or alum or teenager, Studio 4 has had its fair share of fights and underage drinkers. And by shocker I mean how the hell is this place still open when there was a fight involving more than 200 people.