Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Jack Johnson stays in school

Michigan defenseman Jack Johnson has decided to stay in Ann Arbor for atleast one more year. He has turned down the chance to play in the Stanley Cup Playoffs with Carolina. Presumably this decision was made due to Jack's infatuation with ugly girls. Rumor has it that JJ is a huge fan of the heifers. Now he has alteast another year to dip into the deep resevoir of unattractive girls that Michigan has to offer.

2 comments:

Peter said...

And you're known for hooking up with hot girls? Oh yeah, and it's spelled Krauss, you room wrecking dbag.

Peter said...

Krauss a million, Mark negative 2