Creative Ways to Punish Athletes

It has been out of the news for a bit now, but you may remember that after a long day of under performing on the football Kansas City RB Larry Johnson likes to get wasted and spit in women's faces.

Well he has finally been punished with two years probation, but the most interesting part is the extra stuff the judge decided to add on .

Johnson will not be allowed to consume alcohol or be at any Kansas City bars or nightclubs after 9 p.m. while on probation. He also must complete anger control counseling and 40 hours of community service.

Personally, I'm really curious how they're gonna enforce the 9 p.m. thing. And what if Johnson, say, demands a trade and ends somewhere like Seattle or something. Does that mean he can go to the Seattle bars? Or is the bar curfew still in effect or is it even worse because it's 9 p.m. Kansas City time and therefore 7 p.m. Pacific. I'm gonna assume it just pertains to KC, though.

Sorry LJ, I think the lady-lickin' days are behind you for the time being.