Dwayne Wade

I saw this line from a reader's e mail when I was perusing through Bill Simmons' latest column. It had to do with the sometimes suspicious refereeing during the NBA Finals (which if you look down the blog a little bit you'll notice I called the Heat over the Mavs).

"I think I farted twice on the couch during this series -- and I was called for two fouls against Dwyane Wade"